Baby fever takes over your brain like a BORG (those of you who don't know what a BORG is... you are probably better off not knowing.) It infects you with its sly tricks. It reels you in. Every time you see a baby it says "Oh... look how cute and cuddly this baby is. It is so sweet and warm... and, what's that... it has a beautiful baby smell? Don't you like that baby smell? If you do, repeat after me: I WANT A BABY."
But I know better. I know it's cute now... but as soon as that baby gets out of my earshot, it will start pooping and screaming. Then, when it gets older, it will throw up on its parents, get them sick, color on the walls with permanent marker, get in fights at school, argue, and become a teenager. At that point, it will do the most dangerous thing of all: develop its own free-thinking personality.
I know all of this.
So why is it so hard to just say no to babies?
Probably because I know they will look something like this:
But I know better. I know it's cute now... but as soon as that baby gets out of my earshot, it will start pooping and screaming. Then, when it gets older, it will throw up on its parents, get them sick, color on the walls with permanent marker, get in fights at school, argue, and become a teenager. At that point, it will do the most dangerous thing of all: develop its own free-thinking personality.
I know all of this.
So why is it so hard to just say no to babies?
Probably because I know they will look something like this:
Adam and Me @ 6 Months Old
Adam and Me @ 1 1/2 Years Old
Adam and Me @ Two Years Old
Adam and Me @ 4 Years Old
And Adam and Me @ 6 Years Old
Oh great. These pictures just "done me in."
I'm doomed.






